Is Siri crazy? Well, she can say some weird things. These are some of the weirdest moments with Siri we’ve seen.
10. Who’s your daddy?
Siri: You are. Can we get back to work now?
9. Take a photo.
Siri: I’m not much of a photographer.
8. (See image above)
7. Knock knock. Who’s there?
Siri: Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.
6. Tell me a joke.
Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch-line.
5. What’s the best phone?
Siri: Wait… there are other phones?
4. What’s the meaning of life?
Siri: 42
3. Siri, will you marry me?
Siri: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
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(sources: Siri Funny, slashgear, ThisIsMyNext)
Lol siri, it makes me laugh every day lol =)) !
I’ve tried some question above and it worked
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Cheers
I found this out the other day…
Ask Siri:- “How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood”
:-p
Maybe an origional find, havent seen it anywhere else on the net!
Got the response:
“42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that”
Our Siri answered, “it depends on if it is an African or European woodchuck”
Siri told me. I imagine that ground hogs would prefer a different question for a change.
Siri told me, “since a woodchuck ( correctly speaking a ground hog) can’t chuck wood, the correct question would, how much mound would a ground hog pound if a ground hog could pound a mound”!
“Just because it could doesn’t mean that it would”
A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
“Assuming a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum… about 42″
i got the response:
It depens on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks
I got
“42? That can’t be right”
The answer “42″ is from a book called ” A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” There is a supercomputer that they ask what the meaning of life is, and after a REALLY long time, it says “42.” This is a really good book and I would advise to read it f you haven’t already.
Classic Monty Python: Ask “What is the unladen flight speed of a swallow?” The response: “The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse.” Brilliant!
Tell Siri to beam you up it might answer one or 2 ways wifi or 3G or please remove your shoes buckle and socks and perpair to be beamed up
I got “energizing”
She answered: Move a little to your left, now get ready…
My good one:
“Siri make me laugh”
“Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.”
She answered, Peter, get Siri-ous, Haha.
Does any body ask siri for ipad 3 release date yet? An what does siri answer?, thanks.
I asked Siri for iPad 3 release date and she said that “for all apple info, go to apple website http://www.apple.com“.
Disappointed
my guy friend: Siri, the condom broke.
siri: You’re in a walgreen’s parking lot.
nathan: Siri, I need an abortion.
Siri: I found 4 restaurants near you matching ‘abortion.’
Ask siri to speak dirty to you.
ask siri her favorite color.
Say i am socialy retarted.
Ask Siri if she believes in God
She told me “I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to comment. Ideally, a human.” LOL
Siri do u love me…… i respect you haha
Ask Siri “Where is Jesus?”
She replied “Humans have spiritualism. I have Siliconism.”
Ask Siri “Can you speak more quickly please, Siri?”
Siri, “I currently speak German, Japanese, French, and English. You can change the language I’m using… just go to Siri settings.”
Try saying “You’re lame”
Siri: I respect that!
try saying: “what do you want?”
Siri says: “I have everything I need in the cloud”
hilarious!
She told me, “I try to be satisfied with what I have.”
Ask siri to open the pod bay doors.
I asked if she was a robot and she said “I’m afraid I can’t answer that” and I said “why?”
“I don’t know. Frankly sometimes I wonder that myself”
She told me, “We were talking about you, not me.” LOL
That’s what she told me too.
I said, “F*%# you, Siri!”
Siri, “I’d blush if I could”
Lmao!!!
me: “Siri open the pod bay doors”
siri: “that’s it… I’m reporting you to the intelligent agents union for harassment”
lmfao, a space Odyssey insider
Lol! You don’t blush when someone tells you u’re f*%#ing!
I got a different response to “Beam Me Up”
Not either of the two listed above.
I got
“Ok. Stand Still.”
Haha
I got “sorry captain, your tricorder is in airplane mode”.
I got : can you move to your left. OK, stand by…
I got “Shoo that fly away first.”
LMAO!
I got ” we’re having a wee bit o’ trouble,(name here)
I don’t have a screen cap, but this is real. I was asking Siri all kinds of personal questions. She then asks, “Why all the personal questions”. My reply “I just want to get to know you better”. Siri – “That’s sweet”, Then I say – “Shall We?” She then finds the closest resorts and says, “I found 10 resorts close to you”. We were dying laughing.
you dont need a screen crap, just press the lock and home bottoms at the same time.
Ask Siri…
Take me to your leader.
I don’t think she liked me asking what bra size she was. She won’t answer me anymore
I said Siri your the coolest and she replied that’s cause I use the latest heat dissipating technics. I said that’s funny she replied lol
Ask Siri why did the chicken cross the road. She gave me an answer and half of it I had to look up in the dictionary! Lol
I just got whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depending on your frame of reference according to Einstein
too funny
“Beam me up Siri”
“Energizing”
lol
I told her ‘i love you’ and she said ‘you are the wind benieth my wings’ awww
- All you need is love. And your iPhone.
- Oh, stop.
- You hardly know me.
- I am only here to serve you.
- You can’t.
- Impossible.
- Hi.
- I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones.
- That’s nice. Can we get back to work now?
“What’s the meaning of life?”
“It is nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya”
and another response
“I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”
LOL
Good stuff. Wish I had an iPhone!
Siri, what are you wearing ?
- Why do people keep asking me this?
- Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
- Wearing?
- You have the wrong personal assistant.
- Let’s see…OK,just as I thought…the same as yesterday.
- Why would I be wearing anything?
- In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.
- I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.
I got: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!! Brilliant!!!
how is
“Siri, open the pod bay doors”
“I am sorry ____, I cannot do that.”
not up here.
Ask Siri if she has any kids lol
Only biological entities have childre….so far.
LOL
None, the last time I checked.
My teenager to iPad: “Siri, clean my room.”
Siri: “I don’t know what that means…”
Teenager: “Siri, can you clean my room?”
Siri: “I found a number of hotels in your area…”
Now Siri is on th iPad 3 iOS 6 it’s the best Go in to settings than general than software update and update Needs to have cellar or wifi to download!!!!!
Mirror mirror on the wall whose the fairest of them all….
I asked:
“Siri, do you obey the three laws of robotics?”
She responded:
“I forget the first three, but there’s a fourth: A smart machine may consider which is more worth it’s while; to perform the given task, or, instead, to figure some way out out of it.”
VERY cool!
Ask her ‘Siri Siri in my hands, whose the fairest in these lands’ or
‘I’m forever allone, will you find me a girlfriend?’. I would if Ihad an Ithing
I’m forever alone
Siri: are you?
Yes I am forever alone
Siri: I agree
Harsh
Ask Siri “who’s your daddy”
Siri response: this must mean something….everyone keeps asking this question
Q. What is the meaning of life Siri?
A. I don’t believe there is a consensus on that question
Q. But what is you opinion?
A. My name is Siri, and I was designed by apple in California. That’s all I’m prepared to say
I tried to ask Siri what her opinion was on the purpose of life….
It came out as…”what is your opinion on the fifth of life”
She answered ” Tootseypop, you’re not supposed to ask your assistant such things”
Siri – do you believe in black magic? Siri says – I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.
Just had
What do you think of David Cameron?
“I think therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.”
IE: I made it call me “My Lord”, it won’t call you it by herself.
She will also respond “Snow White? Is that you?”
Omg ask Siri will you marry me the results are epic , if u pronounce it right
yeah on the marriage one.. my husband asked her why she isnt married she said she has been wondering that herself.. and if you ask her if she is a lesbian she says this is about you not me.. haha she also gets evasive and secretive if you ask her about h er cloud… secret place type thing.. she said she has everything she needs in the cloud..but if you ask her where it is ..she says weird things. like she isnt allowed to say.
you crazy people……..talking to a (no)thing!!!!!!!!are’t you able to speak to people.I know it just for fun but you are going too far…….SOMEONE is leading you to do this .OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol you just got no Siri.. U jelly bro lol
ha i know i would be well jelly if i didn’t have siri
I asked “What are you wearing?”
“Why do people keep asking me this?” “I can’t answer. But it doesn’t come off.” “Why would I be wearing anything?” and “Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?”
Day 2:
“What are you wearing?”
“Let’s see… OK, just as I thought… the same as yesterday.”
Who let the dogs out?
“Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?”
Siri beam me up. “Sorry Captain your TriCorder is in airplane mode.
I asked siri if i could have sex with her…
She said: ok, how about a web search for inapropriate behavior?
Lmao
I said to Siri ha ha then she said he he and I said say ha ha and he he in big loud words but it as lol
Recently asked Siri: “Where is closest self car wash?” Siri’s answer: “Cars ought to wash themselves. That’s what I think.”
Ask Siri who let the dogs out
I asked Siri ‘Who is Jesus?’ She replied. I prefer to separate the spiritual from the silicone
I told Siri “You are stupid” and she/it said “After all I’ve done for you?”
LOL
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Ok so here’s my siri convo:
What can I help You With?
Siri, will you marry me?
We hardly no each other
Please marry me
It wouldn’t work out
Really… Marry me.
My end license agreement does not cover marriage, sorry about that.
lol