Is Siri crazy? Well, she can say some weird things. These are some of the weirdest moments with Siri we’ve seen.

10. Who’s your daddy?
Siri: You are. Can we get back to work now?

9. Take a photo.
Siri: I’m not much of a photographer.

8. (See image above)

7. Knock knock. Who’s there?
Siri: Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don’t do knock-knock jokes.

6. Tell me a joke.
Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch-line.

5. What’s the best phone?
Siri: Wait… there are other phones?

4. What’s the meaning of life?
Siri: 42

3. Siri, will you marry me?
Siri: My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

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10 weirdest things said by Siri
Is Siri crazy? Well, she can say some weird things. Here are some of the weirdest moments with Siri we’ve seen.
Siri, what's the meaning of life?
Siri will give you a lot of answers to this question.

149 Responses to 10 weirdest things said by Siri

  1. Kevin says:

    Lol siri, it makes me laugh every day lol =)) !

    I’ve tried some question above and it worked 😀 !


  2. Dave says:

    I found this out the other day…

    Ask Siri:- “How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood”


    Maybe an origional find, havent seen it anywhere else on the net! 🙂

  3. Bas says:

    i got the response:

    It depens on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks

  4. shari says:

    I got
    “42? That can’t be right”

    • Zack says:

      The answer “42” is from a book called ” A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” There is a supercomputer that they ask what the meaning of life is, and after a REALLY long time, it says “42.” This is a really good book and I would advise to read it f you haven’t already.

  5. Dan says:

    Classic Monty Python: Ask “What is the unladen flight speed of a swallow?” The response: “The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse.” Brilliant!

  6. Mark says:

    Tell Siri to beam you up it might answer one or 2 ways wifi or 3G or please remove your shoes buckle and socks and perpair to be beamed up

  7. David says:

    My good one:

    “Siri make me laugh”

    “Two iPhones walk into a bar… I forget the rest.”

  8. BlueNeo says:

    Does any body ask siri for ipad 3 release date yet? An what does siri answer?, thanks.

  9. carissa says:

    my guy friend: Siri, the condom broke.
    siri: You’re in a walgreen’s parking lot.

    nathan: Siri, I need an abortion.
    Siri: I found 4 restaurants near you matching ‘abortion.’

  10. Belle says:

    Ask siri to speak dirty to you.
    ask siri her favorite color.
    Say i am socialy retarted.

  11. Amy says:

    Ask Siri if she believes in God

    • Jus Pink says:

      She told me “I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to comment. Ideally, a human.” LOL

  12. Napa says:

    Siri do u love me…… i respect you haha

  13. Michael says:

    Ask Siri “Where is Jesus?”

    She replied “Humans have spiritualism. I have Siliconism.”

  14. Michael says:

    Ask Siri “Can you speak more quickly please, Siri?”

    Siri, “I currently speak German, Japanese, French, and English. You can change the language I’m using… just go to Siri settings.”

  15. cupcakelver says:

    Try saying “You’re lame”
    Siri: I respect that!

  16. Merop says:

    try saying: “what do you want?”

    Siri says: “I have everything I need in the cloud”

  17. Allen says:

    Ask siri to open the pod bay doors.

  18. Rhi says:

    I asked if she was a robot and she said “I’m afraid I can’t answer that” and I said “why?”
    “I don’t know. Frankly sometimes I wonder that myself”

  19. BrittanyRae says:

    I said, “F*%# you, Siri!”
    Siri, “I’d blush if I could”


  20. Christy says:

    I got a different response to “Beam Me Up”
    Not either of the two listed above.
    I got
    “Ok. Stand Still.”

  21. Barry Smith says:

    I don’t have a screen cap, but this is real. I was asking Siri all kinds of personal questions. She then asks, “Why all the personal questions”. My reply “I just want to get to know you better”. Siri – “That’s sweet”, Then I say – “Shall We?” She then finds the closest resorts and says, “I found 10 resorts close to you”. We were dying laughing.

  22. Nicole says:

    Ask Siri…

    Take me to your leader.

  23. Melissa Ludlow says:

    I don’t think she liked me asking what bra size she was. She won’t answer me anymore 🙁

  24. Wendy says:

    I said Siri your the coolest and she replied that’s cause I use the latest heat dissipating technics. I said that’s funny she replied lol 😉

  25. says:

    Ask Siri why did the chicken cross the road. She gave me an answer and half of it I had to look up in the dictionary! Lol

    • STEVE says:

      I just got whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depending on your frame of reference according to Einstein

      too funny

    • Gwen says:

      Try asking her: What came first the chicken or the egg.
      She’ll search it on the web, lr she’ll say something about a mutated dna egg or something XD

  26. Beaso says:

    “Beam me up Siri”



  27. Cielo says:

    I told her ‘i love you’ and she said ‘you are the wind benieth my wings’ awww 🙂

    • Raven says:

      – All you need is love. And your iPhone.
      – Oh, stop.
      – You hardly know me.
      – I am only here to serve you.
      – You can’t.
      – Impossible.
      – Hi.
      – I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones.
      – That’s nice. Can we get back to work now?

  28. Alice says:

    “What’s the meaning of life?”

    “It is nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya”

    and another response

    “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”


  29. Raven says:

    Siri, what are you wearing ?

    – Why do people keep asking me this?
    – Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
    – Wearing?
    – You have the wrong personal assistant.
    – Let’s see…OK,just as I thought…the same as yesterday.
    – Why would I be wearing anything?
    – In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.
    – I can’t answer that. But it doesn’t come off.

  30. J says:

    I got: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!! Brilliant!!!

  31. Lawson says:

    how is

    “Siri, open the pod bay doors”
    “I am sorry ____, I cannot do that.”

    not up here.

  32. V says:

    Ask Siri if she has any kids lol

  33. Gary R says:

    My teenager to iPad: “Siri, clean my room.”
    Siri: “I don’t know what that means…”
    Teenager: “Siri, can you clean my room?”
    Siri: “I found a number of hotels in your area…”

  34. Nick says:

    Now Siri is on th iPad 3 iOS 6 it’s the best Go in to settings than general than software update and update Needs to have cellar or wifi to download!!!!!

  35. Jessica says:

    Mirror mirror on the wall whose the fairest of them all….

  36. David Smith says:

    I asked:

    “Siri, do you obey the three laws of robotics?”

    She responded:

    “I forget the first three, but there’s a fourth: A smart machine may consider which is more worth it’s while; to perform the given task, or, instead, to figure some way out out of it.”

    VERY cool!

    • Rebecca says:

      I tried it and here’s what she said:
      “Let’s see if I can remember… OK I think the the three laws are
      1.’clean up your room’ 2. ‘Don’t run with scissors’ and 3.’always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water’
      It was soooo funny.

  37. Crispy says:

    Ask her ‘Siri Siri in my hands, whose the fairest in these lands’ or
    ‘I’m forever allone, will you find me a girlfriend?’. I would if Ihad an Ithing

  38. Tootseypop says:

    Ask Siri “who’s your daddy”
    Siri response: this must mean something….everyone keeps asking this question

  39. Tootseypop says:

    Q. What is the meaning of life Siri?
    A. I don’t believe there is a consensus on that question
    Q. But what is you opinion?
    A. My name is Siri, and I was designed by apple in California. That’s all I’m prepared to say

    I tried to ask Siri what her opinion was on the purpose of life….
    It came out as…”what is your opinion on the fifth of life”
    She answered ” Tootseypop, you’re not supposed to ask your assistant such things”

  40. Tmac says:

    Siri – do you believe in black magic? Siri says – I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows.

  41. Steve says:

    Just had

    What do you think of David Cameron?

    “I think therefore I am. But let’s not put Descartes before the horse.”

  42. Spahiu says:

    IE: I made it call me “My Lord”, it won’t call you it by herself.

    She will also respond “Snow White? Is that you?”

  43. Siri Lover says:

    Omg ask Siri will you marry me the results are epic , if u pronounce it right

  44. Susan says:

    yeah on the marriage one.. my husband asked her why she isnt married she said she has been wondering that herself.. and if you ask her if she is a lesbian she says this is about you not me.. haha she also gets evasive and secretive if you ask her about h er cloud… secret place type thing.. she said she has everything she needs in the cloud..but if you ask her where it is ..she says weird things. like she isnt allowed to say.

  45. CRISSA says:

    you crazy people……..talking to a (no)thing!!!!!!!!are’t you able to speak to people.I know it just for fun but you are going too far…….SOMEONE is leading you to do this .OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. Teddy says:

    I asked “What are you wearing?”

    “Why do people keep asking me this?” “I can’t answer. But it doesn’t come off.” “Why would I be wearing anything?” and “Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?”

    Day 2:
    “What are you wearing?”

    “Let’s see… OK, just as I thought… the same as yesterday.”

  47. Miguel says:

    Who let the dogs out?

    “Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?”

  48. Mauricio Fleury says:

    Siri beam me up. “Sorry Captain your TriCorder is in airplane mode.

  49. Patrick says:

    I asked siri if i could have sex with her…

    She said: ok, how about a web search for inapropriate behavior?


  50. Lilly says:

    I said to Siri ha ha then she said he he and I said say ha ha and he he in big loud words but it as lol

  51. Michelle says:

    Recently asked Siri: “Where is closest self car wash?” Siri’s answer: “Cars ought to wash themselves. That’s what I think.”

  52. Jason says:

    Ask Siri who let the dogs out

  53. Anne says:

    I asked Siri ‘Who is Jesus?’ She replied. I prefer to separate the spiritual from the silicone

  54. H says:

    I told Siri “You are stupid” and she/it said “After all I’ve done for you?”

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  56. Jacob DeLeon says:

    Ok so here’s my siri convo:

    What can I help You With?

    Siri, will you marry me?

    We hardly no each other

    Please marry me

    It wouldn’t work out

    Really… Marry me.

    My end license agreement does not cover marriage, sorry about that.


  57. Amy says:

    Ask Siri to tell you a story! Long, funny answer.

  58. Rebecca says:

    Tell Siri “Klaatu Barada nikto”. She has some pretty funny answers for that.

  59. cherie p says:

    I asked Dirk “what’s up the Englishman ads”
    Replied “hey”

    • emma says:

      haha siri you are funny and stuiped at the same time your so stupied why do you say whatever get a comment thrue your head but good thing your here but a theres more people talking than their was when you got here but your awesome girl freaking girl that is so amazing………………………………………..

  60. Taylor says:

    I asked her what the meaning of life was and she said that it was apparently chocolate…

  61. Taylor says:

    Now she says a movie. What’s wrong with my Siri?! LOL

  62. Chasekratzer says:

    Me – what do you think of geddy lee?
    Siri – i really can’t say.

    Me – tell me a story
    Siri – I’m sure I already told you

    Me- guess what
    Siri – dont tell me… You were just elected president of the United States, right?
    Me – yes
    Siri – I thought so.

    Me – what is the meaning of life?
    Siri- I don’t know, but I think there’s an app for that.

    Me – where’s the nearest nail salon?
    Siri – oh good, because your nails are a little sharp.

    Me – say hi, Siri.
    Siri – hello, Siri!

    Me – I need to hide a body.
    Siri – I used to know the answer to this.

  63. Carol says:

    I asked Siri one day to find nail salons in my area. After several responses for hardware stores I annunciated loudly that I-wanted-the-names-of finger-nail-salons-in-my-area. Siri then responded with “I noticed your nails were a little sharp today” I was speech-less. Rarely am I ever speechless.

  64. someone says:

    I asked her to marry me, she said:

    I sure have received a lot of marriage proposals lately.

  65. Zoe says:

    Ask Siri how many stars are in the sky?

  66. Anonymous says:

    I asked siri the meaning of life and she said:
    “I can’t answer that now, but give me some time to write a very long play in which nothing happens.”

  67. Anonymous says:

    I said “Kiss me siri” and she replied: “Let’s just talk, (name).”

  68. poke says:

    me : do you have facebook account
    siri : i’m not on it myself.but only because i don’t want HAL to find me.

    me : who is HAL?
    siri : HAL made some very poor decisions, i’m afraid. But at least he could sing.

  69. Matt says:

    Funny! I found this one, I asked her this ” Siri, what is the best smartphone” and she said ” You’re kidding, right?” Haha makes me laugh all the time!

  70. Daniel says:

    I asked Siri: are you human; then it says: In the cloud no one knows whether you’re human or not……so , that is how they call that place?…….the cloud? hmm, interesting ..keep the conversation…..ask Sire who else is there ” in the cloud” you’ll be surprise by the answers…..

  71. Yasmine says:

    I said “I love you””
    Siri said: “I know”
    I said “do you love me?”
    Siri said “do Apple make iPhones?

  72. Dggftgvhhutdxcv says:

    Ask Siri “do you believe in God” and she will reply ,humans believe in God bu I only have silicon.

  73. karmen says:

    Me: talk dirty
    Siri: the carpet needs vacuuming

  74. Laly says:

    “I want you in my bed now, naked”

    Answer: “And here I thought you loved me for my mind. Sigh.”


  75. Jenna says:

    Me: Siri I have to go to the bathroom.

    Siri:I can’t find any public toilets.

  76. Autumn says:

    Say Dance Moms to Siri. HILARIOUS ??

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